Alien Schmalien

The weird little buddy you didn't know you needed.

A retro virtual pet with Tamagotchi vibes, UFO lore, and zero in-app purchases.

A tiny pet game with no free-to-play baggage

Feed your alien, clean it, let it rest, and see how it reacts. Schmalien keeps the old handheld charm: a strange little creature, a few daily rituals, and hidden surprises when you poke, shake, or just hang out.

Care, play, customize

  • Balance hunger, energy, and cleanliness to keep your alien happy
  • Collect hats, sunglasses, bowties, watches, ray guns, and more
  • Unlock starry backdrops and cosmic effects
  • Catch UFO sightings and rare events for special rewards
  • Check in from the Apple Watch companion app

Good to know

  • No in-app purchases, currencies, or ads
  • No energy timers or wait-to-play mechanics
  • Persistent pet that keeps living even when you close the app
  • Available in English, Japanese, Spanish, Chinese, and Russian
Alien Schmalien app screenshot showing the virtual pet interface